Funny Love Messages For Boyfriend & Girlfriend
Funny Love Messages For Lovers
True love is like a pillow, You can hug it when you’re in trouble, You can cry on it when you’re in pain, You can embrace it when you’re happy, So when you need true love, Buy a pillow!
Never kiss a police officer, she will say, hands up. Never kiss a doctor, she will say, next please. Always kiss a teacher, she will say, repeat it five times.
I want you to have a candle-lit dinner and say those magical three words to you… Pay the bill!
I have a crush on your mind, I fell for your personality and your looks are just a big bonus.
I have spent many sleepless nights in your love and I don’t want my son to do the same for your daughter… so lets make them brother and sister.
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Two bodies one feeling, two minds one thought, two lips one kiss, two hearts one love.
I wish love is like a baby shampoo it has, “No more tears formula.”
The police are on the way to arrest you for stealing my heart, hijacking my feelings, and driving me crazy. See you in court!
Girl : I Love you
Boy : (Starts Running)……………!
Girl : (Running after him) …Why are u Running?
Boy : To update my Relationship status on Facebook!
Boy: There’s just one thing I want to change about you Girl: What’s that? Boy: Your last name!
Your smile can be compared to a flower, Your voice can be compared to a cuckoo, Your innocence to a child, But in stupidity you have no comparison, You’re the best!
Be careful when a guy says he loves u from the bottom of his heart……. because he may still have enough space for other girls on top….
English professors would have been so indisputable if they had said, “A sentence is complete if only ‘You, you and you’ makes it” With you, my life is complete. I love you.
Love is like peeing your pants everyone can see it but only you can feel it. Thanks for being the pee in my pants.
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it’s probably shit!
Do you know what my favorite thing in the world is? The second word of this text.
Your dad must have been a thief because he stole all the stars in the sky and put them in your eyes!
I may annoy you, and you might want to kill me… I give you permission, but on one condition. Don’t shoot me in the heart, because that’s where you are!
Way to impress girl: Respect her, honor her, love her, protect her, care 4 her, obey her, sacrifice 4 her. How to impress a boy? Just smile once ..
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Funny Love Messages For Boyfriend & Girlfriend
Last night I hugged my pillow and dreamt of you… I wish that someday I’d dream about my pillow and I’d be hugging you.
Do you have a band aid ? Cause I just scraped my knee falling for you?
I’m not a gambler but I’ve just allowed my heart and my mind to bet that I will never stop loving you…
Many crushes and flirts are better than one true love bcoz – monopoly is always damaging, and – competition improves efficiency! Pure economic theory of Love 😛
Love is the fart of every heart for when held in doth pain thy host but when let out pains others most!
They say a picture is worth a thousand words, but when I look at yours, I’m speechless!
If you’re cute, you can call me baby If you’re nice, you can call me sweetie But if you’re hot, you can call me tonight!
Mathematicians would have been very correct if “You plus me” equals “Perfect Love”. Isn’t that what we are! Thanks for being mine.
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If I you were asked to make one wish today what would it be? mine would be that our love lasts until I see an orange in an apple tree.I love you!
My heart to you is given and do give yours to me; we’ll lock them up together and throw away the key.
Girls are like internet domain names… the ones I like are already taken…
You can fall from the sky you can fall from a tree but the best way to fall is in love with me!
If you were Romeo and I were Juliet, our story would have been slightly different than the original one written by Shakespeare. We wouldn’t have died for each other in the end – we would have lived for each other even after the end. I love you.
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.
If you were cheese, I would be a mouse so I can nibble you bit by bit. If you were milk, I would be a cat so I can drink you sip by sip. But if you were a mouse, I would still be a cat so I can devour you piece by piece. I love you.
Me without you is like a nerd without braces, a shoes without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces.
Let’s commit the perfect crime, I’ll steal your heart and you steal mine.
I sent an Angel to watch over u while u were asleep but sooner than expected the angel came back and I asked why, the Angel said Angels don’t watch over an Angel!
Double heart attack message by a girl to a boy: 1st SMS: Let`s break up now, it`s all over. 2nd SMS: Sorry, Sorry, Sorry! That was not for you.
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